Your landing page, reviewed by someone who is not reading it.
Paste any URL. An AI-directed buyer — busy, wandering, allergic to paragraphs — visits it live, thinks out loud in a real voice, clicks the wrong things, and scores how long your hero survives. Funny to watch. Painful because it's true.
Or try a ready-made review:
2 · Who should review it?
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The stage is ready for a fresh pair of eyes.
Paste a URL above and start the review. She will not read your About page.
CONFUSION METER
8% — mildly lost
LIVE THINK-ALOUD — PRODUCT MANAGER
Transcript appears here. Every bad decision, timestamped, admissible in design reviews.